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[Daffy snoring]

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[instrumental music]

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[beep]

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[Daffy snoring]

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Hey, wake up.

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Come on.
You're snoring. Wake up.

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[snoring]

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Daffy, wake up!

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[snoring]

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Alright, fine.

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[snoring]

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[snoring continues]

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[sighs]

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Do you need to sigh so loudly?

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I'm trying to sleep!

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[snoring]

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[instrumental music]

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[theme music]

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[instrumental music]

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[munching]

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You look terrible.

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You should get more sleep.

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More sleep?

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I can't get any sleep

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because of your snoring.

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What? I've tried everything.

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Breathing strips, mouth guards,
eye patches, jockstraps.

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Self tanner, canker sore cream,
and I still snore.

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Really? Canker sore cream
didn't work?

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What's the big deal?
I snore. You brush your teeth.

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We all have our little quirks.

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Daffy, you gotta see someone
about your snoring.

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It's a problem.

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Not a problem for me.
I sleep great.

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Well, it's a problem for me.

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And I know just how to fix it

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permanently.

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[intense music]

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How is standing on the ledge
of a high-rise building

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gonna fix my snoring?

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Oh, right.
Snoring.

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[elevator bell dings]

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What's this doctor's name again?

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- Dr. Weisberg.
- Weisberg.

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- What is that, Irish?
- Uh!

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Hey, that's Porky's office.

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Murphy and Associates.

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Murphy.
What is that, Jewish?

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- What are you doing?
- Recipes.

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- You don't cook.
- Well, I don't have the time.

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But "7-Minute Meals"

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it's perfect
for busy moms like me.

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Oh!

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I'm gonna go visit Porky.

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Fine, more salmon balls for me.

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This is taking forever.

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- Where's the bathroom?
- Right down the hall.

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Oh, you need a key.

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A key to go to the bathroom?

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What, you don't trust me?

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You think I'm gonna
steal your toilet?

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Uh! What happened
to this country?

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[Bugs speaking hoarsely]
'Porky, can I see you
in my office?'

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[stuttering]
Wh-Wh-Wh..
What'd I do?

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[laughing]

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B-Bugs, wh-what
are you doing here?

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[normal]
I was gonna push Daffy
off the roof.

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Wow, look at you.

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You got your own cubicle.

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A computer..

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- Uh, p-please don't.
- A phone.

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[imitating Porky]
Th-Th-Th..
This is Porky Pig.

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[gasps]

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Pencil sharpener.

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Tape dispenser.

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What a fun job.
You must love working here.

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If by love, you mean hate

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sitting in this
soul-sucking cave.

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Counting every minute
until the we-weekend

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and then dreading every minute
until M-Monday.

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Then, yes, I love working here.

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Spittin' image.

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[keys clacking]

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- Oh, uh, who works there?
- No one. It's empty.

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Mm-hmm.

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(Daffy)
'My point is if someone
wants to steal a toilet'

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'they're gonna steal a toilet.'

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Let's just agree
to disagree, okay?

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- I don't agree to that.
- Alright.

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Looks like you've got
a deviated septum.

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There is nothing wrong
with my septum! What's a septum?

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It's what separates the right
and the left side of the nose.

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Yours is too far to the right

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which is causing your snoring.

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- Can you fix it?
- Easily.

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It's a piece of cake.
A very simple procedure.

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And, if you'd like,
while I'm at it

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I could smooth out
that bump in your beak.

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I don't have a bump
in my beak.

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[gasps]

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I'm hideous.

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Where'd you get that?

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Why didn't you tell me

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I have a bump on my beak?

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I never noticed a bump.

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Do not patronize me!

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If there is
something wrong with me

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that I don't know about,
then you owe it to me

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as my best friend
to tell me!

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Alright.
You're a narcissist.

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You're a sociopath.

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'You're probably a psychopath.'

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'You're a..'

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You're paranoid, sexist

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and you make fun of the elderly.

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Those are just quirks!
Endearing quirks!

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I'm talking about something
important, my appearance.

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And if you won't be
honest with me

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then I'll find someone who will.

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Here, take this home for me.

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It's a really good toilet.

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Did you want these in color
or black and white?

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- Aah!
- Do I have a bump on my beak?

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Oh, yeah, it's huge.

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First thing
I ever noticed about you.

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[gasps]
I can't have a bump on my beak!

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I can't have an imperfection!

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I allow no imperfections!

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What are you talking about?

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You're nothing
but imperfections.

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Name a perfection.

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What are you looking at?

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[gasps]
It's my bump, isn't it?

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Don't look at me.
I'm a monster!

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Aah-ha-ha-ha!

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Oops, sorry.
Didn't mean to bump into you.

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Oh! Aah-ah!

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It's okay.

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It's just a bump
in the road.

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Oh! Aah!

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Aah!

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Careful, that sidewalk's
pretty bumpy.

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[gasps]
Oh!

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♪ Bump bump bump bump ♪

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♪ Bump bump bump ♪♪

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- Bump.
- Bump.

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- Bump!
- Bump!

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[screaming]

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No! No!

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[Daffy grunts]

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Hey, man, you got
a big bump on your beak.

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Aah-ha-ho! Oh-ha-ho!

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[horn blaring]

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[instrumental music]

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[elevator bell dings]

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Murphy and Associates.
Please hold.

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Thank you for your holding.

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[computer beeps]

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[sighs]

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What's up, doc?

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Bugs? W-why are you here?

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I don't know.

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Maybe because I work here.

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Eh, but-but you're not
an accountant.

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Nope, but evidently
I have great people skills.

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'So what are you working on?'

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The Papadopoulos returns.

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It's the most complex,
tedious tax return

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and I get stuck
with it every year.

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Well, what are you waiting for?

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Those taxes aren't
gonna return themselves.

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[upbeat music]

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♪ Return those taxes
Return those taxes ♪

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♪ Return 'em
Return 'em ♪

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♪ Return those taxes
Report that income ♪

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♪ Find those deductions ♪

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♪ Itemize those expenses ♪♪

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I want to look like this.

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This is a recipe
for salmon balls.

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Gimme that. I haven't
had time to make those.

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Seven minutes?
They're out of their minds.

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I want to look like this.

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First of all, that's a woman.

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Second of all, that's a nose.

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'You have a beak.'

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You know, your bedside manner
could use some work.

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Smaller.

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Smaller. Smaller.

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Anything smaller would be
too drastic a change.

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The drasticer, the better.

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- Ha ha ha!
- Hmm.

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When do you wanna have it done?

193
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Now!

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Sorry, you have
a very slappable face.

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Porky's gonna love these.

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Hey, I didn't hear you
snore last night.

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I guess the procedure
was a success.

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It'll be a success
when these bandages come off

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and I show the world
the new me.

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Soon, I will be on the outside

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what I've always been
on the inside.

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Perfect, like a diamond

203
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'or a pearl, or a pearl
with a diamond inside.'

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And now the pearl outside

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is being replaced by diamond.

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So that there is diamond
on the inside

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and now finally,
a matching diamond

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on the outside.

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00:10:00,599 --> 00:10:03,602
Well, all I care about
is the not snoring.

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I'm off to work!

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00:10:08,607 --> 00:10:11,193
Work? I don't remember
Bugs having a job.

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00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:14,155
Has he always had a job?
I wonder what he does.

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00:10:14,238 --> 00:10:15,990
I bet he's a dentist.

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00:10:16,073 --> 00:10:17,950
[laughing]

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00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,994
Lame! Ha ha ha!

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00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:24,040
Got any rubber bands?

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00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:25,958
Thanks.

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00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,460
Scissors?

219
00:10:29,253 --> 00:10:31,047
Thanks.

220
00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:33,299
Tape?
Thanks.

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00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:36,385
(Bugs Bunny)
Pencils?
Thanks.

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00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,387
I only needed
the erasers.

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00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:41,891
Hey, Pork,
you got a second?

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[stammering]
Bugs, I'm trying to work.

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(Bugs as woman)
'Ha ha!
Hi, my name's Diane.'

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I'm Mr. Bunny's new secretary.

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'Oh, can I get you
a cup of coffee?'

228
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:55,571
Stop it!
You're hurting me. Aah!

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00:10:55,654 --> 00:10:56,739
B-Bugs, q-quit it.

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00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:58,866
What? I'm just having fun.

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Y-you're not supposed
to be having fun.

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You're supposed to be working.

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- Why can't I do both?
- Uh, huh?

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00:11:04,622 --> 00:11:06,374
Porky, the average person

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00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:08,417
spends a third
of their life at work.

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00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,960
Why would you want
to waste a third

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00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:11,587
of your life being miserable?

238
00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:14,006
Are-are you saying
I should, uh, quit?

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00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:17,885
No! I'm saying that
you need to make work fun.

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00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:21,514
I d-don't know, Bugs.

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(as woman)
Well, I think
it's a great idea.

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00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:25,935
[both laughing]

243
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:36,779
Are you ready
to see the new you?

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00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:40,116
My middle name is Ready.
Actually it's Sheldon.

245
00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:42,827
I tried going with Armando for
a while, but it never caught on.

246
00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:44,578
'Probably 'cause your
middle name doesn't come up'

247
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:45,996
'in conversation very much.'

248
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,248
'I tried working it in, but--'

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- Holy..
- Aah!

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What is it? How do I look?

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[gasps]

252
00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:53,963
[sobbing]

253
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,383
I'm gorgeous!

254
00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:07,726
Got any paper clips?
I used all mine.

255
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,061
Thanks.

256
00:12:17,361 --> 00:12:20,156
Is that a chandelier
made of paper clips?

257
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:22,992
You were right, Bugs.
W-work can be fun.

258
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:24,535
[instrumental music]

259
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,982
[music continues]

260
00:13:12,666 --> 00:13:14,251
[laughing]

261
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,879
[Daffy whistling]

262
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,297
[gasps]

263
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:24,929
Hello, world.

264
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:28,974
I'm about to make you
a whole lot prettier.

265
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,851
[whistling]

266
00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:32,645
[baby cooing]

267
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:36,649
(Daffy)
Hello, little baby.

268
00:13:36,732 --> 00:13:39,652
[crying]

269
00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:40,819
Oh-h!

270
00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,072
[cell phone beeping]

271
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,365
Tina, it's Daffy.

272
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,158
Meet me at the sunset room
in an hour.

273
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:49,161
And look good.
I do.

274
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,205
[whistling]

275
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,922
I'm looking for my boyfriend.
He's a little black duck.

276
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,215
A duck?

277
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:03,008
[laughing]

278
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,469
Well, I wasn't sure
what that was.

279
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:08,389
We put him in the way back.

280
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:15,229
Kinda fancy for lunch.

281
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:17,273
What's the occasion?

282
00:14:19,858 --> 00:14:21,819
I'm the occasion.

283
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,321
[spits]

284
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:26,407
What happened to you?

285
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:27,908
I got a beak job.

286
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:30,452
Look, no bump.

287
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:31,954
You messed up your whole face

288
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:34,290
just to get rid
of a stupid bump?

289
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,749
You look crazy!

290
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,334
If I look so crazy

291
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,545
how come everyone's
staring at me?

292
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,674
Because you look crazy.

293
00:14:43,757 --> 00:14:45,551
Daffy, I liked your old beak.

294
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:48,137
But my old beak
had an imperfection.

295
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,514
And when it comes
to my appearance

296
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:54,393
there can be no imperfections.

297
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:57,438
Well, it looks like
a dog ate your face.

298
00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:58,606
I liked your bump.

299
00:14:58,689 --> 00:15:00,316
I like all your imperfections.

300
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:01,609
Well, not all of them.

301
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:04,403
Your imperfections
are what make you you.

302
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:06,655
And I like you.

303
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,949
Oh, I get it.

304
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,702
You're jealous because I have
this perfect little beak

305
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:14,747
and you have
that giant nightmare.

306
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:15,998
bam

307
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,666
[Daffy groans]

308
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,835
'Call Dr. Weisberg!'

309
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:25,507
(Porky)
Uh, co-come into
the conference room.

310
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,676
A-and bring
the paper aeroplane.

311
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:34,558
I give you
M-Murphy and Associates

312
00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:38,062
'international paper airport!'

313
00:15:39,897 --> 00:15:43,525
A-and you are<i> cleared</i>
for landing.

314
00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:49,365
Porky, how long
did this take you?

315
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,617
[laughs]
Hours.

316
00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:53,118
It's all I've been doing
since lunch.

317
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,120
[laughs]
Pretty fun. Ha!

318
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,331
I know I said
to make work fun

319
00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:59,124
but you still
gotta do your work.

320
00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:02,378
What about
the Papadopoulos returns?

321
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,922
The Papadopoulos returns!

322
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,715
[instrumental music]

323
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,558
[whirring]

324
00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:23,899
Wow! Paper baggage handlers.

325
00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,736
- Mr. Murphy.
- What is this?

326
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,405
It's a paper airport.

327
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:32,658
Have you seen Porky?
I need the Papadopoulos returns.

328
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:35,369
[stammering]
This just in.

329
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:37,162
All flights have been grounded..

330
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,373
...d-due to snow!

331
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:40,541
Ha ha! Yippee! Ha ha!

332
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:43,377
[laughing]

333
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:47,047
'Ho-ho! Jingle bells!
Ha-ha! Oh-oh!'

334
00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,549
You're fired.

335
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:53,971
(as woman)
Oh! Am I fired, too?

336
00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:57,933
(Weisberg)
Lucky for you,
I saved your old beak.

337
00:16:58,016 --> 00:17:00,269
Lucky? It still has the bump!

338
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,229
And is it a little crooked?

339
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,567
Eh, good enough.

340
00:17:08,026 --> 00:17:09,486
Sorry about that, Porky.

341
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,697
Don't be sorry, you've shown me
that life's too short

342
00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:13,866
to have a j-job I don't enjoy.

343
00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:15,784
Huh. That's great.

344
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:18,120
You've shown me
that I can do anything.

345
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,164
I can get any job I want.

346
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:22,124
Well, I-I didn't say that.

347
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,293
Uh, you-you've shown me that
as long as I'm having fun

348
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,128
I can be anything
I want to be.

349
00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:29,173
I can be the president
of the United States.

350
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:30,758
Porky.

351
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,634
Porky Pig is going
to be president

352
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:35,846
of the Un-United States.

353
00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:37,306
That's nice.

354
00:17:37,389 --> 00:17:38,974
(Daffy)
'What are you guys doing here?'

355
00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:40,642
We-we used to work here.

356
00:17:42,060 --> 00:17:43,812
You're a dentist, too?

357
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,647
[laughing]

358
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,107
Lame!

359
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,651
[elevator bell dings]

360
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,695
[Daffy screaming]

361
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:55,824
[stuttering]
W-h-h-hat?

362
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,284
All I said was
I ne-never noticed

363
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:59,411
the bump
on his be-beak before.

364
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,041
[theme music]

365
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,589
[instrumental music]

366
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:29,566
[explosion]

367
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,409
[dramatic music]

368
00:18:41,495 --> 00:18:43,372
slurps

369
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,499
[rumbling]

370
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,859
[music continues]

371
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:44,975
[music continues]

372
00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:22,387
[clapping]

373
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:33,649
Meep-meep!

374
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:41,031
I-I'm just so excited about
this new chapter in my life.

375
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:44,326
Eh, w-work should be fun.
Life should be fun.

376
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:46,411
M-more tea, Diane?

377
00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:52,542
Do-do you take cream or sugar?

378
00:20:52,626 --> 00:20:56,672
Diane? Do-do you
take cream or sugar?

379
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,423
D-Diane?

380
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:02,010
'Diane? Cream or sugar?'

381
00:21:02,094 --> 00:21:04,638
'Diane?'

382
00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:05,847
'Diane?'

383
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:09,977
[theme music]

384
00:21:36,294 --> 00:21:37,546
On a final note..

385
00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:40,340
Kids, don't forget
to eat your broccoli.

386
00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,092
It's good for you.